Band of Heroes

You must figure out the real answer!
It is multiple choice:
1.acute angle
2.pie chart
3.polygon
4.all of the above

2. pie chart?

The chest somehow spurts out, "Beep, wrong, give a different one!"
Mathius says, "I think we need 2..."

4 all of the above

The chest opens and out arises a...
dead fairy.
Syd says, "But, the-the paper..."
Mathius picks up the tiny corpse and looks at its eyes...
or, rather, sockets.
He then has an idea.
"Let's try to throw the corpse at that door over there!"
He throws it at the door with as much force as possible and a hole breaks in the door.
The heroes enter the next room carefully...

(oh my goodness)

I feel stupid

Y cuz u put 2 instwead of 4?

(technically the answer is neither of those 4 choices... it is a reflex angle, not acute, it is not a pie chart b/c it is not 100% of a whole and it is not a polygon... so we got in on a wrong answer!

So it was none of the above
Wow I feel stupid

(...darn... I suppose the chest could have been old and broken, let's just go with that.)
A huge, scary snake appeared out of the gloom!

"Mathius, your sachel is glowing" bella shouts

"quick, open it up" exclaims syd

mathius opens the sachel and the defend blade rises out emitting a green aura .... zap


it focuses is aura and zaps the snake, leaving it in a daze. Bella quickly sings to it to enchant the dazed snake and syd dances a spell. Mathius walks up to the snake, realizing that it is much larger than he had anticipated, it is almost up to his waist in height.... mathius pets the snake and takes it by the jaw and says 'you are now my pet. you are mighty and many fear you. now you fear me. together, you will help my friends and I defeat your former master."

bella slows her singing and claps... at the sound of the percussion clap, the telepathic bond between the snake and harry the evil one is broken... the snake is now free from the evil that once controlled it.


"ssss...sssssss???? SSSSSSSSS? SSSSSTTHAANKK SSSSSSYYYOOOOUUUUSSSS"

the snake slithered from between its teeth.

.............


syd says, 'looks like you got a giant snake for a pet! I wonder what use it will be for us?"

Bella exclaims "With a snake that size, the enemy shall fear us and tremble"

mathius grabs the floating defendblade and puts it back in his sachel

syd see's a door and opens it for the hero's, mathius goes first, followed by the ladies

So, the heroes progress through the door, and find the second tablet.
they exit the dungeon and wander around to find a village.
The villagers inform them they all woke from a deep slumber, and look nervously at the snake.
They get a map and find their way to the path of finality,
only to find Bob and Rambon again!
Now, they, while still somewhat goofy, pose more of a threat.
They skip their motto and load their bows!

(sry but soo lost)

(Ok, so, recap...)
1. the dungeon was completed
2. a snake is following the heroes
3. they left town
4. they are going to the dark fortress
5. they found Bob and Rambon

Then the snake comes up and eats BOB but then the snake starts to choke and sends BOB flying away. AGAIN

Rambo runs after him in distress like a lost puppy
And he heroes run

The heroes finally find the location of the final tablet...
Dark Fortress.
The heroes must sneak in, spy style, because there are Strong Orcs EVERYWHERE!

They all whip out there weapons

But the orcs outnumber them!
They knock the heroes unconcious and throw them in prison!
This dungeon is different. If you don't find hiding places each post, they WILL find you and you will be set back to the prison.
They pick a lock and can go left, right, or forward.
(Oh and I am a top poster!)

forward

(good for you Connor!!!!)

The orcs see Bella advancing and throw her into jail!
(I will be harsh here. You must post that you hid!)

I hid

That was two words, and they weren't "I hid". Another two words: "Too late".
(y'know, the first one.)
You can pick the lock infinitely though, so go again and hide this time!

wait i have another idea

Bella is so tiny she can fit through the bars. Then she runs ahead and makes sure the guards don't catch her this time. But by the time she gets the guards out of sight she is lost and don't know where the other heros are

The heroes start looking for her

Mathius sets his GPS tracking device to "find Bella" and the defende a blade gps human position finder starts pointing the way for the hero's to go to find Bella.


the heros turn a corner, and there is bella, singing to the wild army of orcs who are mesmorized by her angelic voice... she signals us to pass into the safe room . once we are there, she slowly backs out of the room, still singing to keep the orcs in a state of disarray ... as she backs out of the room, Mathius rolls a giant stone in the doorway, locking all the orcs in the chamber and letting the hero's escape.

Syd runs and gives bella a big hug... mathius is wondering where his pet snake has went off too...

In the next room there is a hamburger.
Mathius walks up to eat it, but suddenly it grows horns and molds...
It says:
"Raawr, if 1:2 and 2:4 than what is 5 to?"
It starts walking toward the heroes and their noses begin to twitch...they feel like blarfing...

D ROCK FALLS TO THE GROUND AND MATHIUS STARTS TO BARF
WHILE THE REST OF THEM START TO LAUGH

It gets closer and closer and closer until...
it roars very loud and the heroes become deaf!
Mathius looks to the side of the wall and sees a message from the elders:
"You will regain your hearing if you shout the answer to it."
He jumps to the side, and shouts...

(I'm doing this to keep the game moving...)
Mathius yells, "10!!!"
The heroes gain their hearing back and the cheeseburger explodes, but misses everyone.
They enter the room and a huge orc general looms out at them!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"He must be mad that his fast food was fast at exploding! Maybe he should have taught it a tougher riddle! Maybe then, he would still have his lunch" mathius chuckles



at this point, the orc is more upset that the hero's are laughing instead of fearing him...

drock, bella, syd, mathius and the other hero's are laughing at the exploding cheeseburger and the barf that is now going to stain the container of mt dew d rock was carrying...



the orc taps syds shoulder, forgetting the orc was even there, syd says "oh, hi, i forgot you were there, could you come back another time? this really isn't a good time for a battle, we are in uncontrollable laughter"



the orc scratches his head, drops his hammer, and walks away crying b/c no one fears him anymore.



The hero's are still in laughter



"does nayone have any mouthwash?" asks mathius

They all check ther bags and Bella finds some toothpaste but no mouth wash

"rats, i dont have a clean finger to brush with"



Syd sniffs "your breath stinks, you need a tic tac!"

I think i might puke

drock offers his finger but mathius refuses
And Bella and Syd start to laugh again

BAHAHHHAHHAHA

Hehe

All the heros are having a laughing fest until the ear the loud crying of the large orc

"i think i just vomited in my throat" looking at drocks monkey infested hand "i can't beleive you offered his finger" looking at the laughing girls

(omg I forgot about humey hahahha)

*That's ok he won't notice*

The orc is sad that he isn't respected by the hero's. Bella feels only a tad bit sorry for the orc... she offers him a lullaby so that he may sleep and when he wakes, the pain of rejection will have subsided and been forgotten...



of course the orc doesn't understand english, he is a spanish speaking orc only



"no hablo ingles" blurts the spanish orc



obviously the hero's speak no spanish, and become threatened for they fear the orc is putting a spett upon them



Syd, having no patience for spanish orc, takes drocks monkeys banana peel, throws it at the orcs face, masking the eyes of the orc, humay attacks the spanish orc and starts saying words in his native tongue, which none of the hero's understand,

drocks monkey is jealous that his bananana peel was stolen, attacks the orc, and in the process of removing the banana peel, also removes the eyelashes of the spanish orc... The orc screams in spanish and runs away into the darkness



disaster averted again

Apparently, the orc was carrying the tablet, and dropped it.
Mathius picks it up and the heroes leave via a lift in the corner of the room.
They finally walk up to the castle, and...
there is no pedestal.
There is no forcefield,
The wizard lied.
Mathius grabs the finished tablet out of his satchel and throws it on the ground.
Suddenly, three ghosts arise from the rubble...
The Elder Ghosts spoke:
"Dear Mathius and friends, we grant you strength to help you fight the dark forces..."
ALL HEROES ARE LEVEL 50!
MATHIUS got a HERO SHIELD!
HUMEY got a HELMET OF AGES!
D-ROCK got an ATTACK SWORD (or otherwise ATKSWORD)
SYD got a set of MAGE ROBES (more defense against attacks)
BELLA got a NINJA ARMOR SET (super defense)
WOLFMASTER got a WOLF ARMOR SET (defense for the wolf)
BOUNTY HUNTER got a LONGBOW!
Then, Bob and Rambon approach them for the last time.
Bob casts a spell to trap the heroes in a box.
Rambon reveals they have been training and that their hidden skill values in all areas (attack, defense, magic, evasion) have increased and they are both LVL 50.
The heroes ready their weapons for the final gateway battle...

humey,
"i have to go pee"

d rock "mommmy"

Bella "ninja abilities ON"

Syd "i've got a spell for this"

Mathius "i'm confused, who are they again?"

Wolfmaster "i'm gonna be Jacob!"

Bounty Hunter "i think i'm holding my bow wrong"


the hero's have had a spell of confusion cast against them... they are all 'spaced out'


who can help them now that thye are in a state of confusion?

(BUMP) :p figured we forgot about our heros~!